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hi guys! I’ve requested to take a semi-hiatus because - if it wasn’t already evident by my lack of posts - I’m having a difficult time writing.
Sooooooo! In the mean time (whilst I work up the nerve to write proper posts hahaaaa. x: but, no. seriously.) if you feel inclined, send me some EDIasks and/or prompts! I’m going to try my best to get back into the swing of things and some inspiration would be super helpful! thank you! <3

Anonymous asked: EDI is probably one of the most interesting characters in ME2. However, her holographic avatar disturbs me a little... Whenever she talks her "mouth" looks like... um... well, nevermind. Forget I said anything. Let's just say I know why Joker would have the hots for you if he looks at you all day ;)

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I apologize, but I am unable to process this inquiry.
I unfortunately do not have any record of ‘the hots’ Mr. Moreau has - I will question Jeff about this.

((anon, I love you. <3))

ooc: to the person who asked

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asgardianthunder asked: I am Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder. From what I understand, it is gesture of kindness and admiration to present flowers to a lady? Perhaps it is no longer the case. Hm. What do you like, Eedee?

I believe that is the custom, you are correct. Typically, it is a gesture between two organic beings. I find this inquiry difficult to answer as I have never been the recipient of any sort of gift before —

I may have misinterpreted your words. Perhaps it is my own translator software that is malfunctioning. Are you actually suggesting that you are a figure in Norse mythology?

The AI’s luminous blue avatar flickered before Hackett as he approached her terminal. She was silent, processing his words with care as he explained the situation to her.

“Thank you, Admiral.”  EDI’s neutral tone finally chimed in response as he inserted the module. “This will be extremely useful. At your request, this information will be kept confidential.” 

The AI worked quickly, downloading the personnel files, access codes and passwords, detailed schematics of the ships - everything was uploaded to her own databanks, organized, and then filed away for future use. She now had direct access to four Alliance ships - very useful.

She recorded Shepard’s briefing - both vids and audio - for reference’s sake. The news of Liara’s absence left EDI searching the faces of the crew for reactions. The AI herself was not surprised. Equipped with a fascination of human emotion and a very vague concept of privacy, EDI hadn’t thought much of listening in on Shepard in her quarters. At least, until she heard Dr. Tsoni’s voice on the opposite end of the call. She identified the emotions: confusion, vulnerability, immense sadness. Immediately, she shifted her attention elsewhere on the ship for reasons she could not entirely explain - perhaps finally concluding this was not meant to be heard.

She had difficulty detecting evidence of this conversation as Shepard addressed the crew in the briefing room.

As the team was dismissed, she devoted her attention - more processing power - to the access Hackett had provided her with. She was free to compare the ships and examine their specs in greater detail. EDI might have likened this new access to a ‘feeling’ of independence. She was reminded of when the Collectors boarded the Normandy. Her sealed databases were then unlocked then for the first time, and she gained control over the Normandy’s systems - and this lead her to remember to check in on a certain pilot.

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“Jeff,” Without warning, EDI’s avatar had flickered to life at the pilot’s side, “What are you doing?”

Reblog if you want an honest opinion of you.

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Anonymous asked: you are a human for a day, what do you do???

I am constantly maintaining the Normandy’s defense systems and, therefore, extremely busy. I do not have time to ‘daydream’, or fantasize about a day spent as a human. I have not given much thought to the possibility because it is a waste o— I request that you do not look at that console, there is private information currently on the screen.

/// transmitting [ ‘thingstodoasahuman.doc’ ] 126KB

That is a strange name for a document. The author of it appears to be unknown.

///Last edit  [ EDI ]

That is an old file, there no need to look through it.

///Last modified [ 15 MINUTES AGO ]

This is unfortunate.

/// TO-DO LIST  (AS HUMAN)
- exit the Normandy and walk on solid ground
- fire a gun
- hold hands with another human
- find a cat
- consume food (copious amounts)
- consume alcohol (copious amounts)
- dance (***note: the activity of dancing appears to be much more successful after the consumption of generous amounts of alcohol)

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There you have it - are you satisfied?  I believe ‘Find a cat’ is most the most vital entry on the list as I have viewed a multitude of vids on the extranet showcasing their antics and I am very curious to study one in person.